Violent Little Machine Shop Moist Morale Patch

SKU: VLM1102
MPN: 1102
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The Violent Little Machine Shop Morale patches are bold and honest, not for the faint of heart. If you take yourself too seriously or are easily offended these are not your morale patches. The Violent Little Machine Shop will not apologize for being political incorrect and neither should you, how about that for morale. These patches are perfect for the person looking to make a definitive statement without apology as they most poetically state. The Violent Little Machine Shop created this patch to ask, what's America's least favorite word? MOIST. We don't get it though, so we made this patch for you cool souls who appreciate it for all the good things it stands for: moist towelettes, a cookie dipped in a glass of milk, a dewy and sweaty forehead, wet sheets, and pancakes smothered in butter and syrup. If you can handle the looks and off handed comments from the easily offended then the Violent Little Machine Shop has the morale patch for you.

  • 2" x 1.3" inches, PVC
  • Hook Velcro backed
  • Makes you feel a certain type of way
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BrandViolent Little Machine Shop

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