Violent Little Machine Shop "George Costanza - Professional Model" Patch

SKU: 1122
MPN: 1122
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The Violent Little Machine Shop Morale patches are bold and honest, not for the faint of heart. If you take yourself too seriously or are easily offended these are not your morale patches. The Violent Little Machine Shop will not apologize for being political incorrect and neither should you, how about that for morale. These patches are perfect for the person looking to make a definitive statement without apology as they most poetically state. Violent Little Machine to confidently state, So uh, Dr. Van Nostrand... from the Hoffermanndale Clinic... in Belgium... designed this one? Everybody loves a painting of a package, right? This just might be one of our prettier patches. This Seinfeld patch features beautifully embroidered tighty whities and a metallic gold border. Order this patch and get accused of being in a mail-order pornography ring. If you can handle the looks and off handed comments from the easily offended then the Violent Little Machine Shop has the morale patch for you.

  • 3.5" Wide, dye sublimated 
  • Backed with seductive Hook Velcro 
  • You got some real strong pecs but it's hard to tell under than t-shirt
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BrandViolent Little Machine Shop
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 WARNING: This product can expose you to chemicals, which are known to the State of California to cause Cancer and Reproductive Harm. For more information go to

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